If so, you could win this handsome chicken! Here’s what you need to do:
Write one paragraph about your crappy life.
Email it to: firstname.lastname@example.org
You can procrastinate until August 1, 2015.
All entries will remain anonymous.
If you win, you give me permission to post your story on my social networks. I will leave your name out, if you wish.
FYI: the chicken’s collar is a night light that reminds you to un-crap your life when you fall asleep.
Good Luck and may the crappiest story win!
I chose the chicken as a prize because I’ve spent a lot of years being a chicken. I think a lot of failure is due to not having enough courage. Let this chicken be a reminder of your desire to have more courage. I cannot wait to read about your crappy lives!